Ryan Spooner 

a really mean boy who farts on others

that Ryan Spooner is a real hoax

Ryan Spooner by the geest of the gee May 17, 2018

Street-spooner 

Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.

“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
“Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”

Street-spooner by Pringles123 October 14, 2018

Uncle Spooner 

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

Uncle Spooner by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Raging Spooner 

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously

Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"

Raging Spooner by samsayton April 10, 2011

The spooner 

When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.

last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. I said f**k that and gave her the spooner.

The spooner by bjammin08 February 26, 2011

A Kayden Spooner 

Kayden Spooner references to someone who is a male who loves spooning other males, usually their partner or *special* friend/crush. They usually get really embarrassed when you bring it up and sometimes turns defensive and flustered.

*your at a sleepover and your two male friends are spooning*
"oh guys, your such A Kayden Spooner!"

A Kayden Spooner by Imverysmart:) September 10, 2023

Simon Spooner 

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

Simon Spooner by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011