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sore jaw 

Sore Jaw is when you go down on your missus for an extended period of time, therefore resulting in one hell of a fucking pain in the jaw. Hence the term Sore Jaw.
I had sore jaw when i woke up form eating the missus out last night for hours on end, it drove my boner through the ground so fast i could have struck oil.
sore jaw by ChisledMuffin November 20, 2014
Related Words
A really good deal. As in "you can't beat it"
just like a sore dick.
"Man, these dubs I just bought are a sore dick."
sore dick by CCK March 25, 2005

Sore loser 

He was a sore loser when Biden started winning the election
Sore loser by Anbezzy714 November 5, 2020

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog 

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.
Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

Sore Balls 

1.) Caused by unfinished BJ's, see Blue Balls
2.) Words to utter to break an awkward silence.
3.) Trying to grab a receipt out of someone's hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims' left testicle instead.
1.) "Oh Yeah, baby!" *approaching footsteps* "Oh, shit!...my parents are home!" Put that back in your pants!
2.) "...." *more silence* "Hey everyone, I have SORE BALLS!"
3.) "Hey Doug!" *quick attempt to grab receipt*...*augh, groaning noises* as Doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor.
Sore Balls by RandalK December 9, 2008

Sore foot 

Having your period. So that you can talk about it without people knowing. It's your own secret word.
Anna: "I have a really sore foot"
Beth: "That sucks"
Andy: "What are you guys talking about?"
Anna and Beth: "A sore foot"
Andy (walking away): "Oh"
Sore foot by NevaehSmith December 9, 2012