Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl

YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING

Smoochking by Zahori March 15, 2022

Slooshing 

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

Slooshing by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

slouching up by MC? April 2, 2011

scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

scorching soup by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018

Skouching 

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

Skouching by bsteez October 19, 2009

Smoojing 

Like sexting but emojis are used instead of words.

We were smoojing all night.
🍆👅 , 👅🎾🎾 , Then finally 👉🏻👌🏽

Smoojing by @onlydavidbrowm April 6, 2017

Smoochie Muffin 

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.

Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."

Smoochie Muffin by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009