skeezer pleaser 

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

skeezer pleaser by PMax October 14, 2008

Skeeze 

a word formed by mixing skank and sleeze

she is such a skeeze

Skeeze by nate March 28, 2005

skeeze 

The combination of the words skank and sleeze. Normally applied to sleeze like males who are rude, obnoxious, and have no morals about their quest to have sexual intercourse with as many females as possible (regardless of how unattractive they are). Normally these primates congregate around high school quads, college fraturnaties, singles bars, dance clubs, and pornographic stores. Can be identified by the smell of alcohol, pop collar, bad dancing, inapproriate behavior, loud ranting, grease covered skin and hair, and heavy application of AXE Body Spray. A skeeze is offensive to all five senses.

Shawn is such a skeeze. He doesn't care who he has sex with or what he has to say to get in their pants. He may be getting a girl drunk right now as we speak.

skeeze by Prince Cherry January 14, 2009

skeezerd 

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.

Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.

skeezerd by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009

Skeeze 

1. (n) One who exhibits slut- or whore-like qualities, but is known to be more filthy, dirty, and of lower moral standards than the average slut.

"Skeeze" was formed by combination of the words "skank" and "sleeze", and can be used in an adjective form, i.e. "skeezy" or "skeeze-like". Generally "skeeze" implies qualities that are lower than those of a skank, sleeze, slut, or whore.

See also: skank, sleeze/sleaze

Guy #1: "Jesus.. look at that girl.. is that a skirt or a belt? I can't tell.."
Guy #2: "Stay away from that man.. I've heard that she has more crabs than Red Lobster, and that she let some guy piss in her mouth for $5."
Guy #1: "Holy shit.., what a skeeze..."

Skeeze by phroot October 15, 2008

Skeezin 

Whore in action, sluttin up guys

"dude watch out, she is straight skeezin"

Skeezin by straightskeezinho June 9, 2009

SkeezeAssface 

A nasty, dirty, whoring person who has the face of an ass.

"Hey Doucher."
"Hey SkeezeAssface"

SkeezeAssface by Charkanine August 23, 2011