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Something that only Macklemore does and only Macklemore can do. Nobody knows what it is. The only information that has been realeased is in the song "And We Danced"
Nadia: Wow! Macklemore just skeeted all over the place.
Jacob: Macklemore is SO FUCKING AWESOME!
skeeted by alright i skeeted November 26, 2010

skeeterface 

one who enjoys being skeeted in the face by various customers, or likes it down and dirty on the floor with someones finger as far up your ass as it could go. not to mention a skeeterface likes to have a sack full of puppies to play with // make a threesome. :
You promised you skeet in muhh face skeeterface, you're letting me down!!!
skeeterface by jordynlauren July 20, 2006

Cheatin' Skeeter 

Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.
Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."

Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."

Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
Cheatin' Skeeter by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

sheltered 

A person who leads this kind of life is one who doesn't get out enough, is still pathetically mind-controlled by their parents and is scared shitless of them. Anything fun is presumed to be evil. Common condition in children of very religious families.
Man, what an ass...that kid must be so sheltered
sheltered by your momma December 31, 2003
1. Though thought to be blue, Skeeter Valentine was indeed black. The only man who could beat box, brake dance, and wear MC Hammer pants in a cartoon show through the early - mid 90's. The only other blue-violet colored person on the show, "Bee Bee", was Skeeter's girlfriend at a point, and she was so black she was purple, thus making her Haitian.

2. One who ejaqulates.
Doug: Man I don't know how to dance.
Skeeter: Let me show you Doug *dances*
Doug: Am I doing it right now?
Skeeter: Nope. HEH HEH!
Doug: Why can you dance and I can't?
Skeeter: Because I'm black.
skeeter by Kadafi January 31, 2005

skeeter's ear

Condition of having skeet in one's ear.
skeeter's ear An example.. skeet+ear= make a wild fucking guess.