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Shawshank Syndrome

When you're about to go somewhere but then you stop to watch a movie on cable, even though you have that movie on DVD and can watch it anytime you want.
1st guy: Hey dude, let's go out to a club tonight

2nd guy: Ah, i wish i could but Spiderman 2 is on tonight and i want to watch it.

1st guy: Don't you have that movie on DVD though?

2nd guy: Yeah, but it's on tonight. I wanna watch it.

1st guy: Bro, You've got Shawshank Syndrome!!! oh and Spiderman Sucks
Shawshank Syndrome by Eddykid September 20, 2009

Shawshank Redemption 

While doing a girl from behind, you take a small spoon and start gingerly digging at her asshole. When she, most likely shocked, looks back to see what the hell is going on, you briskly hold up a poster of Rita Hayworth.
yesterday I was given a Shawshank Redemption, and I have yet to recover.
Shawshank Redemption by AK3 November 3, 2006

shawshank desk

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".
Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.
shawshank desk by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Shawshank round

To buy a round of drinks but not have one yourself.
Johnny bought the house a Shawshank round of drinks. He stood there without a cup in hand & had the most peculiar look on his face like he was just happy to be alive.
Shawshank round by MyHaberdasher October 1, 2009

Shawshank Pie 

This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.
Listen Mike,she's hot as hell but unless you want Shawshank Pie for dessert leave it alone.
Shawshank Pie by gizdor April 29, 2009

Shawshank Style 

Getting screwed royally, as one would be gang raped in a prison setting.
Dude, that mechanic screwed me shawshank style!

Matt is going to get it shawshank style at the blue oyster bar tonight. Foooo shooowwww.
Shawshank Style by uniberg February 23, 2011