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Scooted the Meat 

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
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scrote-bag 

Scrote-bag is the combination of the word scrote and scumbag. Scrote-bag refers to a person displaying undesirable qualities, actions, attitude, morals, personality. The word is synonym for other names such as asshole, shithead, motherfucker, etc. Origin of the word is not known, however it is heavily used a part of local dialect in Clinton, Missouri.
"Look at that scrote-bag over there driving that car." "What a scrote-bag!" "Who was over at the baseball game? Ah, just a bunch of scrote-bags."
scrote-bag by Jeff K. September 27, 2005
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Scrote Goat

A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.

"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"
Scrote Goat by Ashton Francis November 24, 2005

scrote face 

Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.
Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.
scrote face by Master Bates June 19, 2004
An obnoxious half-wit who resembles many of the qualities of the unwashed male scrotal sack. i.e. smells, rather funny looking, leathery appearance with random tufts of hair sprouting forth.
He spent so long drawing testicles he turned into one.

scroteneck 

a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.
LOOK AT THAT SCROTENECK!!!
scroteneck by Eseer Ttam October 15, 2008
man's scrotum - also, a bum, a worthless individual (usually male)
Sally's new boyfriend is a real scrote
scrote by Chopster December 14, 2002