The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft
"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"
While your woman is sucking your cock, right before you orgasm slame her head down on your shaft and she will chock and blow it out her nose...known as the puking dragon