Pseudo-secularism 

In the Indian context, the term pseudo-secularism is used to indicate unfair advantage to certain religions, i.e. Muslims, Christian appeasement politics. The term 'Pseudo-secular' implies that those who claim to be secular are actually not so, but are Pro-Abrahamic.

Indian Muslims and Christians: "We are the real Minority, look at us, majority is making our life hell"
Buddhists, Sikhs, Jains, Zoroastrian: Are you Serious?
Keyboard warrior Hindus: Give us a break, why so much 'Pseudo-secularism'?

Pseudo-secularism by The Non Smoker November 6, 2021

Pseudo-boner 

An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.

Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.

Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.

Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)

Pseudo-boner by Common Misconceiver May 23, 2009

Pseudo-nostalgia 

Nostalgia for a past time you haven't actually personally experienced

Redditor: Mans got mad nostalgia for the 80s.
Poggersman270: Retard. You were born the the 90s. That's called pseudo-nostalgia.

Pseudo-nostalgia by Keef Scott September 13, 2020

pseudo-intellectual 

Someone who pursues knowledge in a variety of categories for purely social reasons and tends to have only a basic understanding of many concepts.

The pseudo-intellectual doesn't seek knowledge for the purpose of better understanding the world, but rather to enhance their image. They also prefer to interpret concepts in a way that allows them to use their knowledge as a weapon in social scenarios. They'll use the misinterpretation of facts to appear objective and correct, and thus unaccountable, when "talking shit" on another person.

The pseudo-intellectual will challenge opinions or views as a way of making a personal attack. They then usually assume an imagined victory and will feel that the one they've attacked has been "put in their place". Pseudo-intellectuals are very catty and have a strong desire to socially dominate others.

Pseudo-intellectuals are quick to judge others and are usually very sure of their superiority based on their ability to use knowledge as social ammo. They'll use any means available to prove themselves "correct" and tend to believe that being correct gives them a blank check for any social pursuits, including ones that are undertaken purely for self gratification.

Given their usual motivation to either impress or dominate their peers, the Pseudo-intellectual is completely uninterested in any knowledge that they can't use in this capacity.

"I wish that pseudo-intellectual cunt-punt would shut the hell up! He's only going after that chick's interpretation of the movie because she refused to sleep with him."

pseudo-intellectual by feodora December 23, 2009

Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis 

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.

I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.

Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis by Jon Dipre November 10, 2008

pseudo-intellectualism 

A person who fakes an intellectual capacity they do not have in order to appear more appealing to others. Normally has the opposite effect. The cousin of the Pseudo-snob

Pseudo-intellectualism is the reason Idiots are running the country.

pseudo-intellectualism by docsriver September 10, 2014

Pseudo Greek 

A Pseudo Greek is man or woman of full Albanian, North Macedonian, Bosnian, Kossovar blood. They blend in with Greeks and adopts Greek names and surnames to avoid any suspicion of being called Albanian.

Ela Re Dimitris you G Pseudo Greek.............your friends at Bujani Restaurant are waiting for you, Albanian Pousti Malakas!!!!!

Pseudo Greek by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022