The Jolie protocol 

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

The Jolie protocol by kagomey May 14, 2013

The JML protocol 

Meaning to use a specific tcp/udp protocol to work round certain access limitations, performed by using SSH.

I couldn't get into that switch directly but I used the JML protocol to get round it.

The JML protocol by trouble365 August 25, 2010

Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) 

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.

Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.

Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011

Ghost Protocol 

To leave

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol

Ghost Protocol by Book December 19, 2011

adidas protocol 

A non-existant file transfer protocol for times when a network is unavaiable, or filesystems are incompatable.

Always involves manually carrying a storage medium (floppy disk, CD, etc) from one computer to another containing the data to transfer.

Also known as 'sneaker protocol'

<managment> I need to have this .pdf file delivered to marketing on the 3rd floor but my email is not working!

<tech support> Have you tried adidas protocol?

adidas protocol by flipmcf August 27, 2005

STUBB protocol 

Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.

My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.

STUBB protocol by Stubber June 11, 2006

kobe bryant protocol 

The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.

Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?

Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.

kobe bryant protocol by Roman Legion October 24, 2020