White People Problems 

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.

My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.

White People Problems by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010

Mo' money, mo' problems

Ideally a Communist mantra. Exists in hip-hop and popular r'nb songs aswell. More money would lead to more problems for the one that possesses the money. Hence making money the problem.

US president: Communism will never succeed, Capitalism is the way forward.
Castro: Mo' money, mo' problems

Mo' money, mo' problems by Settit March 26, 2009

problems 

The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

problems by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Daddy Problems 

When a girl's (usually rich) father doesn't spend any time with her when she's little. This makes the girl long for male attention and turns into a slut.

Girl 1: Did you see that new girl? She was all over David, Alex, AND Mark!

Girl 2: Daddy Problems.

Daddy Problems by WTF1111111111 January 24, 2010

no problemo 

An Americanized version of the Spanish "no problema" which means "no problem". Pretty much accepted as slang in American society. Appeared in the popular film Terminator 2 and in the television series The Simpsons.

Girlfriend: Hey honey, can you pick up some wheat germ from the store for me?
Boyfriend: Sure, no problemo.
Girlfriend: That's "no problema"!
Boyfriend: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

no problemo by Spidey and Cheep August 18, 2007

shore duty problems 

The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.

Shore duty problems may include:

-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"

In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."

shore duty problems by onshoreduty November 1, 2011

Meatball Problems

the minute challenges faced everyday by short, overweight, outgoing women, with big boobs, wide asses, and no common sense who like to drink alot and act sloppy. Most often associated with Deena and Snooki on the cast of the mtv show "Jersey Shore"

Snooki: "Owwww!" "I just burned my cuca in the jacuzzi!"

Deena: " Ha WTF, me tooo!"

Snooki and Deena: "Meatball Problems!" Bahahaahaha

Meatball Problems by Billy shavez November 5, 2011