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Private Parts 

The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch
child: momy what are these?

mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!

child: well... what are private parts?

mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.

child: why do we have them?

mother: hmmm, well we use them to...

father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.
Private Parts by Aynos November 22, 2011

saving ryans privates 

saving ryans privates by n333m August 23, 2004

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! 

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

Saving Private Ryan Rule 

When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.
Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?

No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.

Oh, right.

Private James Ryan 

Private James Ryan drove into a church.
Private James Ryan by Ryan Speir November 1, 2011

bay area private school guys 

Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.
girl 1: dude bay area private school guys are kinda fine no cap.
girl 2: ik but last time i talked to one it turned out to be a waste of time, money, and effort.

Private eye 

When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.
Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.
Private eye by mafiaMike July 1, 2018