Prayer Farming

When a person of a religious leaning takes to their social media accounts to request prayers for themselves, a family member or an acquaintance. All in an attempt to gain attention for themselves and show the world just how bad life is or what a great and godly person they are. Prayer Farming can be compounded by VagueBook Prayer Farming when the Prayer Farmer will not state what the prayers are for, just requesting them of their social media followers.

Status of someone Prayer Farming: "Having a bad time. I can't go into detail. PRAYERS ARE NEEDED!"

Prayer Farming by Mama Crass December 31, 2014

prayer noob 

A term used by pkers in the online game runescape when the person they are fighting puts on a protect prayer.

PKer A: Omg you prayer noob rofl
PKer B: riiiggghhhtttt....

prayer noob by Gulable monk April 14, 2005

Prayer Hands 

When a guy ejaculates in a girl's hands while they're sleeping and sticks them together so that when they wake up their hands are stuck together in the prayer position.

"Can you spoon feed me my cereal Jenna?"
"Why do you need me to spoon feed you?"
"Jason prayer handed me again last night."
"Oh Jason and his prayer hands."

Prayer Hands by Reverend Dick Johnson September 30, 2009

Prayer Warriors 

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.

Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."

Prayer Warriors by Herp Herpkinson February 15, 2014

prayer vultures 

The people who flock to the comments section of any news story dealing with the tragic death of a sympathetic person or persons and post crap like, "So sad. Prayers up for her and her family," and "Thoughts and prayers to the families and friends."

Those freaking prayer vultures spend more time posting than praying.

prayer vultures by jack6128 April 30, 2010

Prayer Warrior 

Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.

And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.

Prayer Warrior by TheThinkingMan August 31, 2013

Prayer Topic 

Something so bad, that it needs to be prayed for.

Girl 1: When are you gon take out yo weave?

Girl 2: When I feel like IT!

Girl 1: Take out dat weave guh! That shits a prayer topic!

Prayer Topic by LovelyGirl152896 December 20, 2008