Pionism
Pionism by Shmiky shmakers September 19, 2017
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Ponnish
A feeling that expresses by dilating pupils of the eyes whereas covering the nose and mouth with multiple fingers.
Ponnish by penguindefinition December 4, 2021
Poonis
Poonis by Pean nut sack January 26, 2022
OMG! Ponies!
A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.
Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!
OMG! Ponies! by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007
poonitis
1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."
poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008
ponify
To turn something into a character from the animated tv show, my little pony friendship is magic. Often used on fictional characters. E.g turning Mario into a pony. Usually rule 85 of the internet states: If something exists, there is a ponified version of it, no exceptions.
I'm going to ponify sonic the hedgehog!
ponify by A fellow brony February 3, 2014