Pupalyzed

(Pronounced Pup-uh-līzd) When your dog has their head resting on any part of your body and you don’t want to move. Also can use for another pet by changing the first half of the word( eg. kittylized)

I can’t get up and go to the bathroom, I’m pupalyzed.

Pupalyzed by Atown843 February 11, 2023

paralyzer 

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.

paralyzer by Dirk Diggler May 13, 2005

paralyzer 

when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.

You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.

paralyzer by PoonToon December 3, 2007

Paralazyed 

A state of being paralyzed by your own laziness.

Body won't move..can't seem to get out of bed..oh no..must be paralazyed...

Paralazyed by Omcon November 1, 2011

Paranyzed 

Paranoid and paralyzed parallel in time.

Alice in Wonderland might as well be in chains, Deception plus denial have had her paranyzed.

Paranyzed by Gulabulaliss August 20, 2017

paralysed the pussy 

When the thumpin’ so good you can’t feel your legs the next day.

‘I’m not gona be moving much today he paralysed the pussy’.

paralysed the pussy by Joeybsting August 30, 2019

Paralysed Twat 

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce

He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy

Paralysed Twat by nutslover56 January 5, 2023