Montreal's pantless metrothon 

An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.

If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

Montreal's pantless metrothon by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2015

whore of pastiness 

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.

Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.

whore of pastiness by me. December 26, 2004

Pantless GOON 

A revered member of the -ZoU- clan. His 1337 skillz are known across the land, and he won't hesitate to pwn any newblets. Also known for his excellent sense of humor and for pimpin' the ladies.

A.K.A.
Goonah
Goony
Panties
Pantless
God

"Hey Sharon! What are you doing tonight? Going out with Andy?"

"HELL NO!! I dumped Andy for GOONAH!!!"

Pantless GOON by Goony July 5, 2005

Pantless Cinderella 

A young, intoxicated woman found wearing skimpy clothing and is pursued by very sexually frustrated people.

"Yo, did you see what happened with Dean last night?"
"Yeah, I saw him run after some Pantless Cinderella wearing striped underwear. He was just looking for some lovin'."

Pantless Cinderella by Laquisha Longcox April 3, 2010

Pastiness 

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.

"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"

Pastiness by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016

puntness

The state or quality of being a Puntite (someone who hails from Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn)

their puntness was on point

puntness by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019

PANTIESSS 

if u say it loud enough you sound like a reptile. :)

"do that thing again! Brit "
"okay!... PANTIESSS"

PANTIESSS by it_wasn't_me! October 7, 2020