Mystic Messenger

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

Mystic Messenger by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

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MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

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mystic messenger by booyavivi November 28, 2016

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Mystic Messenger

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

Mystic Messenger by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017

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Messi Greenwood

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.

Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.

Messi Greenwood by Benny XI July 9, 2020