"One day, I was in a park, and a stranger asked me if I ever had an M&M. I said no, and he said, they're delicious"
"How much is it gonna cost me for an M&M, Mrs. Prostitute?"
"That bitch gave me the best M&M ever!"
Charlie ''Eww Dad, a bird poo'd on my window!!''
Daddy Dave, ''No son, that was just a man M&M'ing. Now shut the fuck up and give Daddy a big a kiss.''