The Keanu Reeves Effect 

When someone is wholesome and caring towards you, so you are the same towards others.

That guy who got a free copy of Cyber Punk 2077 turned it down, because he fell under The Keanu Reeves Effect.

The Keanu Reeves Effect by Coolant5164 June 13, 2019

Roy Keane 

Roy Keane is Cockney rhyming slang for “bean”. Bean is a reference to the woman’s sensitive genital clitoris so Roy Keane is therefore a reference to the woman’s clit.

Angus: Did you go round her yard last night?

Wallace: She showed me her Roy Keane and everything

Roy Keane by RKeane69420 December 10, 2019

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor 

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor by Gigabased September 24, 2021

Keanen 

A very hot buff guy.

THAT BOY IS SUCH A KEANEN!

Keanen by iamhot213412341 March 28, 2009

Keante 

Keante is the definition of pure awesomeness. When a person just oozes epic amounts of swag and awesomeness he is referred to as a Keante. This does not happen much since not many people can live up to the Keante name. Is also known to do work in the weight room and wear Nike Shox...what up.

See that dude right there that just looks like a walking pillar of awesome?? Thats Keante.

Keante by DKkilla December 9, 2010

going keanu 

The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.

Example 1

Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!

Example 2

Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.

going keanu by PostGradam September 22, 2008

Keane 

A British band that is taking over the Western Hemisphere (that would be us for those who aren't so good at geography) because their music is so amazing and brilliant. Their song "Somewhere only we Know" was the #1 song for weeks on Z104 (WQRX Washington) because it is so perfect. The band members may not gorgeous, but they have wonderful British accents and are so cute and so alluring as musicians and people. And, if everyone wasn't so closed-minded about what's cool and what's not (it's about time to make your own descisions people...), Keane would have already made it big-time in America like they have in Britain!

Person 1: Turn that up! It's Keane on the radio! They are my favorite band!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just listen...
Person 2: Wow. It is really cool. Are they British?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: That's hot!

Keane by Keen_on_Keane May 13, 2005