the horns

It's a phrase you use when you're referring to the horns of a thing with horns.

Jack: Dude, did you see the horns of that cat?

Jake: WTF are you talking about dumbass!

the horns by Royalflushplush July 25, 2011

poser horns

The act of a very not metal/normal person giving the horns to something that they think is acceptable. Often followed by a severe punch in the face from a metal head if in the vicinity.

Chet: "Cool I got an A- on my math test!" (gives poser horns (however oblivious of them being anything but normal horns) to noone in particular)

Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)

poser horns by Johnny B. Money October 30, 2007

Losing horns

The unwanted sound heard on a game show, usually when a bonus round is lost.

On The Price Is Right, when a player loses his or her pricing game, or if there is a double overbid in the Showcase, these are signified by a tuba playing the first four notes of theme music followed by horns playing notes in C, D, and E all at once before pretending to faint. When Drew Carey hosted the show in 2007, an A-sharp note was added with faintly audible drums with the sound remixed in full stereo.

When you hear the losing horns on a game show, you know something went horribly wrong.

Losing horns by WM86 January 14, 2009

hails and horns 

The gesture made with one's hand that represents the Devil or "Horned One" that you see being flashed at heavy metal concerts and an expression among metal heads that indicates enthusiasm for the music. Also a magazine dedicated to the heavy metal lifestyle.

"Dude, old skool Metallica is fucking awesome!!"
"Hell yeah, man! Hails and horns!!!" (makes gesture)

hails and horns by Ahawk75 August 21, 2009

the horns

A hand gesture in which the pinky and index fingers are raised. This is different from the American Sign Language gesture for "I Love You" in that the thumb is tucked in; and different from the sign of the evil eye in that the fingers are pointed upwards. Usually used in celebration of something or other.

"Jesus Christ threw up the horns?"-Tycho Brahe, penny-arcade.com.

the horns by Bob August 23, 2004

Water Horns 

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

Water Horns by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Wazel horns

What one calls their friend in an annoying way repeatedly whilst intoxicated.

Dude! Shut the fuck up! Your shitfaced...WAZEL HORRNNNS!!! WAZEL HORNS!!!!!

Wazel horns by Waselhorns1980 May 24, 2023