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holler donkey 

A holler donkey is a person who is a dedicated asshole, that likes to do no work whatsoever. You'll know a holler donkey when you see one. When asked to work they will most likely wander off, hide in the woods, or even fall asleep in the back of the truck telling no-one where they went. Take caution when confronting a holler donkey, as they will be often hostile due to not wanting to work.
"You're such a holler donkey!"
"Try to actually do your work today, holler donkey."
holler donkey by Mr. Jester December 2, 2016

holler hop 

Similar to bar hopping, holler hopping is the act of getting together with friends at night, hopping in a vehicle(s), then driving around the back roads of Appalachia while on methamphetamine. Usually involves searching for UFOs, aliens, or other paranormal/cryptozoological entities.
Me, Johnny, and Hector went out holler hoppin' last night in the Caravelle and caught a glimpse of that alien down Piney Fork.
holler hop by Shardo December 16, 2016

Holler Scholar 

Someone from rural WV who presumes to know more and better knowledge than an expert in a chosen field.
I ain't wearing no mask, its just like the flu, and there's a 99.96% recovery rate, said the Holler Scholar.

holler cred 

Holler cred is the local credibility or "street cred" one might enjoy in the mountains or hollows, particularly of Appalachia. This comes from knowing the terrain, being "bush wise," knowing how to hunt, fish and assault Federal officers or Revenuers. Writing songs, or singing them, about white supremacists and sovereign citizen domestic terrorists also helps.
He fights mountain, talks mountain and has a still in his back yard. He sure has holler cred.
holler cred by Pervasive D2 November 5, 2011

holler at your fetus 

a worthy remark to congratulate someone on their new fetus
to view the ultrasound of a fetus
"In April we're going to have a baby! Holler at your fetus!"
"I'll be out of the office next week. We're going to holler at our fetus!"
holler at your fetus by fauxriginal September 13, 2011
to use, see, hold, etc.
(At the dinner table) Let me holler at that gravy.
holler at by nargyle December 19, 2007