Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

Gobble and Hobble by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

calvin and hobbes 

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

calvin and hobbes 

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

calvin and hobbes by Brian X July 1, 2003

Hobblestork 

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

Hobblestork by Dawija February 22, 2011

Calvin and Hobbes 

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin

Calvin and Hobbes by dj_monged September 2, 2004

calvin and hobbes 

Best comic strip ever drawn. A masterpiece.

Today I read a calvin and hobbes comic.

calvin and hobbes by Cam October 19, 2003

calvin and hobbes 

a six year old with a huge vocabulary and the coolest tiger ever for a best friend! THE BEST COMICS IN THE WORLD!!

They got to see an ant elpope

calvin and hobbes by chello May 13, 2005