Hamster 

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

Hamster by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

Hamster 

The best thing to put in a microwave

John: I put my hamster in the microwave
Jake: Really? that's so cool!

Hamster by PorkyBoi March 27, 2023

hamster 

1) a small fluffy animal that is nowhere near as cool as a chinchilla, but still cool.

2) the nickname of Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond

TO DO A HAMSTER: to crash a car at very high speed

1) aww, that hamster is soooooo cute!!!
2) Hamster crashed a Vampire dragster at 300mph.

hamster by that weirdo from Broadstone December 27, 2006

hamster 

A small, furry species of domesticated rodent that is regularly entrusted to small children as a means of testing whether or not they have any sociopathic tendencies.

We gave our daughter a hamster last year. Surprise.......she flushed it down the toilet.

hamster by garcalej June 25, 2018

hamster 

Slang term for blacks in a jailhouse.

Look at all dem hamsters in the cage.

hamster by Moe Foe March 19, 2005

hamster 

an act performed during a sexual intercourse, when a female partner takes the scrotum into the mouth and her distended cheeks resemble hamster?s stuffed cheekpouches

When she grabbed my dick and started licking my nut sack, I had no doubt she was going for the hamster and my balls will soon end up on her tonsils.

hamster by zryty December 16, 2004

hamster 

(verb): To walk on a health club's treadmill for a prolonged period in an attempt at losing weight. Less commonly it can refer to running on the treadmill or using an elliptical trainer. In most instances, a treadmill workout qualifies as hamstering if done at such a leisurely pace that one is unlikely to lose much weight or derive significant cardiovascular benefits.

Now that summer's approaching, your typical cardio bunny will hamster away in the gym, in the hope that she'll look good at the beach.

hamster by Peter May 23, 2006