Halloween 

In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy.

In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.

Halloween Costumes
Gretchen: What are you supposed to be?
Karen: I'm a mouse, duh.

Halloween by bootybxtera October 29, 2014

Halloween 

The best night of the year. Kids dress up and walk around getting candy, teen boys go around scaring kids and stealing their candy, teen girls dress up slutty, and adults turn all their lights off in their house and wait till Halloween is over.

Boy: Halloween is my fav night of the year cuz i get to OD on candy XD

Halloween by teendorksk8erkid May 19, 2015

Halloween 

An event that is celebrated on the 31st of October. Kids and young teens commonly dress up as a character (fictuous or real), and then go walking around the streets of their neighborhood to collect candy.

This celebration is an excuse to invite people over and have a giant party (despite the fact that Halloween is usually on a weekday), as long as they wear costumes so it's Halloween-appropriate.

This celebration is also an excuse to eat however much candy you want.

I've nicknamed this holiday 'Diabetes Day' due to all the candy.

Once, my little brother went trick-or-treating around just to get the candy, despite having absolutely no costume for Halloween.

Halloween by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018

Halloween 

The one day (or weekend) out of the year women can dress like a complete whore and not feel ashamed about it.

Girlfriend: honey im going to a Halloween party.

Boyfriend: without me?? Dressed like that…

Girlfriend: omg I dress like this for myself, youre so insecure…

Halloween by CANONTHEVNQSHR October 31, 2022

halloween 

A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!

"Alright, boys, it's Halloween night. What're we gonna do?"

halloween by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004

halloween 

the day that pedophiles get home delivery

KID 1: "Hey lets go to this house"
KID 2: "Nah man that dude's a pedophile. He's always extra weird on halloween."

halloween by gbh97 October 31, 2011

halloween 

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

halloween by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003