groin apples 

Plain and simple......BALLS

Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!!

groin apples by Mr.JJM August 23, 2006

groin-hit 

The highest form of television comedy. Often times executed by a football or a swift kick. Always followed by hysterical laughter.

That was by far the best groin-hit of all time.

groin-hit by barneyonfire February 19, 2006

Groin Spasm 

An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.

"Omg GET AWAY, thats guys having a GROIN SPASM!"

Groin Spasm by Groinas Pubess October 22, 2006

Groin Battle 

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

Groin Battle by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009

groin oyster 

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

groin oyster by Davey Ryans June 13, 2018

groin juice 

The fluid that collects on and around a guys dick, gooch, and anus after any strenuous exercise.

This swetty liquid, combined with a little cock cheese will make one sick dirty sanchez

See. battery acid

1) if you say one more word i swear im gonna get you with the filthiest GROIN JUICE SANCHEZ ever!!

2)Oh Shit!! I cant believe you just wiped your groin juice on my mouth! You sick mother fucker!!

groin juice by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008

Groin Nectar 

The Stew of Juices. A.K.A spooge, jizz, ejaculate, semen, sperm, or knuckle children.

Hey there girl you look thirsty? You look like you could use a freshly jerked glass of groin nectar.

Groin Nectar by Dennis Vignola, Paul deMont November 22, 2009