J grimes

A freestyle rapper and amateur singer that needs to quit sounding like an innocent little boy band singer when in reality he’s the wickedest of them all.

Originally a college rapper and youtuber , this kid never imagined himself to become a rapper in the first place which is probably he always looks so confused and outta place when on stage......

J grimes is surprisingly not that bad a rapper since it’s apparent that he does have care for his craft and it shows too that he was meant to be a rockstar rather than a rapper however that doesn’t mean he can’t do both

J grimes is a white rapper who does everything at once; he’s LITERALLY wolverine in the flesh with the mind of a 12 yr old..

Though he’s been making music for years he’s still somewhat obscure as many sleep on him

J grimes: fuck y’all

Everybody else: .......

J grimes: I can do whatever tf I want

Angels: hey ! Your gonna get punished for that

God: no no he’s right

J grimes: there was never a doubt in my mind ;)

J grimes by Unusually late July 9, 2021

The Illicit yet Infamous J Grimes 

an influential (albeit malevolent) Internet personality who’s shtick consists of provoking the public and offending the world on religion, politics, celebs and literally everything and shows zero remorse for it as nothing truly matters to J himself. Grimes is notorious for being brutally honest and being the Jack of all trades; no one like the sinful son himself

J Grimes truly is da wickedest 🤙

People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from 1% luck, they like truth until you throw it in their face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’s in our nature and that famous people are just as shitty as the rest of us

J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on one another cuz it’s fun, if there’s music and dancing then junior grimes is for sure to be nearby

*people at synagogue enjoying ceremony*

J grimes: *shows up undetected*

J grimes: alright it’s showtime!

Jews: *suprised pikachu face*

J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)

Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!

J Grimes: too late......

Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*

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The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful lie at the same time

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Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?

Student 1: uh adolf hitler?

Student 2: junior grimes?

Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes

Classroom: .....woaw

Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him

Teacher: don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden

J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?

Students: *facepalm*

The Illicit yet Infamous J Grimes by informant from yonkers September 2, 2021

Junior Grimes 

kid who eats yogurt all the time , works out everyday as people call him big J, aka “the massmaker” he’s recklessly irresponsible. The ultimate outcast and master of stoicism. Doesn’t care for much and is a highly misunderstood individual who does whatever he wants whenever he pleases to.

Known under many names and aliases so there isn’t just one junior as he is whatever he wants to be.

he oversleeps and is quite the childish daredevil who does reckless stunts in order to rebel against society. Initially a broke college student he has since paved his own path and seeks to make himself rich and considers himself his own creator since he was rejected by his own parents.

Many people look down on him for being a supposed “disappointment” when in reality he’s just misunderstood and an underrated artist as junior sets the standard for how life should be lived; at your own pace with no regard for what anyone thinks of you since life is short.

junior grimes truly is the jack of all trades as he does LITERALLY everything possible from any minor skill to a major talent in order to stay on top of everybody else, hence why he’s so eccentric and likes his privacy, presumably to hone his skills and to plan his victories.

Junior Grimes is a rebellious kid who does whatever gets him to the top!

By any means necessary......

Junior Grimes is a villainous johnny bravo + light yagami from death note

Person 1: man what a freak!

Person 2: yeah totally! that grimes kid gives me bad vibes

“junior Grimes”

Junior Grimes by You wouldn’t get it July 11, 2021

j. grimes 

The wickedest MC in today’s woke society.

Raps about offensive shit yet he spits nothing but the truth and is also an amazing guitarist, J grimes (junior grimes) is a rapper and a rocker, like totally badass!!!!!!!!

DOesnt deserve most of the hate he gets, he’s pretty underrated and y’all hate him cuz he does something different than what y’all used to hearing from today’s artists/rappers

j. grimes; hated by most, envied by everyone in secret

No one else comes close to the rap king of rhyme, albeit cringey at times

J Grimes defined “j. grimes”

j. grimes by CONFIRMPRISONER PICTURES October 17, 2021

junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) 

a boy of ambiguous yet villainous nature. Originated from wherever he feels he needs to be. Often mistaken for Arabic, speaks different languages yet ancestry is likely European but lives all around the world. grimes has English origin yet some of his knowledge originated from the east but prefers to live in the west.

A middle eastern looking white man who speaks French and Spanish yet born to an australian father but moved to America, what the hell even is junior Grimes???????

Example:

Girl: are you arab?

Junior; sometimes

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Cop; how old are you?

Junior: yes

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Woman; are you a billionaire?

Junior: I can be, for reality is what I desire it to be

Woman: *speechless*

Junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) is enigmatic yet charming to say the least

junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) by Morganize November 3, 2021

The Infamous J grimes

Exactly what it is. an infamous little kid who has a compulsive need to seek pleasure and excitement even at the expense of safety and well being of others. Without a doubt the kid who can justify ANYTHING he does/says

explicit rapper/rockstar who provoked the internet for his unusual yet unfiltered dark philosophy of life and society. A well known fuckboi for all the wrong reasons

J grimes is the infamous outcast and unfiltered artist strongly linked to criminal status

“The infamous J Grimes”

The Infamous J grimes by U R clueless October 11, 2021

The Infamous yet illicit J Grimes 

The worst of the worst. Allows evil to exist and has no intentions to stop.

though known under many different names he’s got no shortage of talents; dancing, singing, rapping freestyle, mechanic skills , playing instruments , to negotiation tactics and multilingualism.

The forbidden one has since day 1 vowed to become the greatest which is why he’s always been determined to come out on top even going far as to mastering nearly every skill known to man.

He allowed islam to be created in order for people to kill each other over it and indirectly manipulate people through false religions

This kid has no right being this justified and right about the world and society

he challenges everyone’s beliefs and doesn’t give a fuck whom he offends or hurts. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that this unknown kid won’t do , he’s a chaotic force of destruction to anyone/anything

EXAMPLE:

The infamous yet illicit J grimes: *drops a new album*

World: *goes on lockdown AGAIN**

“J grimes IS DOUBLE LETHAL to say the least

The Infamous yet illicit J Grimes by SuddiusMaximus October 9, 2021