Snake Goal 

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.

There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!

Snake Goal by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012

scrapy goal 

Not Bernardo silva goal against Utd

A scrapy goal is not Bernardo silva goal against Utd

scrapy goal by Hdhejdnf sichjf November 6, 2021

goalie self goal 

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

goalie self goal by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023

SMIRT goal 

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound

That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one

SMIRT goal by CWimby March 1, 2023

Spursy Goal 

A weird/lucky goal

That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off

Spursy Goal by CcDragz December 23, 2023

Seeing Eye Goal 

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single

"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010

Seeing Eye Goal by TimGee250 February 12, 2013

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

Scoring On The Wrong Goal by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018