Glunking 

The act of defacating half-way then sucking it back in for pleasure

Yo have you tried Glunking yet?

Glunking by Masterbaiter42 January 8, 2025

Glurking 

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.

Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!

Glurking by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Gucking

Gucking is the action of moving your index and middle finger in a bicycle-like motion inside of your rectum, peddling your fingers to remove excrement when constipated, this action is typically used by persons named Miguel

“Miguel got caught Gucking in the bathroom by his grandma”

Gucking by Guck Messiah November 14, 2025

Glurking

1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.

2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.

"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."

I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."

Glurking by glurkmaster January 9, 2026

Gay gucking

The act of Two transgenders fucking (m-f)

Wow dude I just walked in on these two trans fucking now that’s what I call gay gucking

Gay gucking by Doctor rodson December 12, 2023