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Gripping 

Fornicating with extraterrestrials.

The process involves a human placing his or her hand, palm side out, into an aliens hand, interlocking the fingers. Once the connection has been made, the human receives the greatest form of ecstasy circulating throughout the entire body. The grip recipient usually levitates 4 - 10 inches off the ground and displays an intense glow, varying in colors. Those who grip almost always ejaculate immediately and continues to orgasm even though the human runs out of semen

PHRASES:
Get gripped!!
Guys, I think I'm going to try and grip tonight..
I'm going to hang out by the edge of the forest in hopes of getting gripped.
I'm getting wounds on my hands from gripping too often...
Gripping by NosG September 15, 2010
Related Words
I've been gimping out all day playing Call of Duty.
Gimping by SerenitysFirefly July 20, 2015

gimpington 

Somebody who participates in the art of gimping or just a complete tosser
He was the Gimpington at Turners S&M last night, Turner is a Gimpington
gimpington by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004
A term used for same-sex simping, taken from the word gay and simp.
Derrick: Excuse me sir, can you please tell your boyfriend to get off me? He's been gimping me all night
gimping by Shrek the donkey March 25, 2020

Gripping 

The process of finding eroticism in the more innocent every-day relationship intimacies of others, for example couples kissing or holding hands or sharing a joke.

Specifically, Gripping is the action of masturbating over these moments. The person is henceforth known as a 'Gripper'.

Incidents of Gripping increase during particularly prolonged barren spells, without sexual contract from another human being.

This term 'Gripper' is particularly offensive to Worcestershire-based woodwork teachers.
Pam and Trevor's wedding was tarnished by Teddy "Gripping" thoroughout the service.

Oi - wanker!.... Who called me Gripper!?
Gripping by Quelmo Rodriguez June 1, 2011

sweaty gapping badger face 

to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy
Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.