Fondle your asshole 

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

Fondle your asshole by Mblue March 23, 2011

fondle Buddha 

to bluff during a game of poker

"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."

fondle Buddha by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004

fondle the back wall 

when a woman's vagina is so shallow that the tip of your dick touches her vagina wall.

that bitch is hot! i think i'll fondle the back wall tonight!

fondle the back wall by Box breaker October 23, 2008

fondle your dondle

A term used when one male decides he wants to be more than just friends with his best bud who is also a boy, despite having a perfectly good gf who suffices 100%.

Antoine texted his friend Mathius that he really wanted to "fondle your dondle".

fondle your dondle by Bleepbloop123 June 15, 2011

fondle my tossle 

What u say to ur bitch.

Jenny totally fondled my tossle last night.

When my girl fondles my tossle i get so hard.

Fondle my tossle bitch!

fondle my tossle by DJ Buss May 29, 2010

fondle-cong 

Term of endearment for a male friend.

Girl to guy: "Hey fondle-cong, I love you. Now let's go get drunk"

fondle-cong by fivefingerslap December 6, 2006

Fondle Juice 

Fondle Juice has been around for thousands of years.

It was created by someone known has Callum Gregory but he has passed away now.

It has been used to fix erectile discfunctions.

Hey Bryn I think I need some fondle Juice my penis is floppy again.

Fondle Juice by TheAquixIm October 22, 2018