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The Lord of Fatness 

The Lord of Fatness is the greatest man in the world
The Lord of Fatness by LoF February 9, 2004

Fartnesia 

1. The act of everyone in the vicinity of an odour of anal origin (OOAO) denying culpability.

2. Smelling a fart in a room/area where one is alone; yet not remembering the sensation of passing any gas.
'Everyone denied that the smell originated with them. Someone must be suffering from Fartnesia!'

'I was in my room when a foul odour of ass gas came across me but I dont remember farting- is there a plate of cheese under my bed or do I have Fartnesia?'

Flirtiness 

I enjoy that girl’s flirtiness it makes me more attracted to her.
Flirtiness by Eman1207 April 4, 2020

Point Of Critical Fatness 

the Point Of Critical Fatness is the term agreed upon by the International Medical Federation do describe the sexual climax of a Fat Chick.

A typically voilent event, the Fat Chicks victim is often fatally injured with no recorded cases of full recovery.

Cause of death ranges from catastrophic internal bleeding, asphyxiation, deep shock, cardiac arrest, and extensive external lacerations.

In pop culture, the climax is refered to as the Event Horizon.

To date, there is no law prohibiting the consumption of alcohol by Fat Chicks.
"I'm half the man I used to be after the Point Of Critical Fatness. The doctor says I have two months"

Fatness everbean 

The fattest lady in the United States. She loves to eat Debby cakes and attempt to burn off the calories while playing softball. But does she? No!
Mark- who is that

Hadyn-that’s fatness everbean. Bro she just ate a 12 pack of Debby cakes

fartless 

When you farted too much to the point where you can’t release that deadly gas for the day.
Butt: OH ALL THAT HARD LABOR!!!

Me: Crap... I’m fartless, well, I guess the shifts done for the day Butt!