Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Frieda

A cute-clumsy girl who attracts everyone around her. She is oblivious to a lot of things but that's a part of her charm. She often blames herself for her own and other's misfortunes but should remember that she's not responsible for everyone's happiness. Befriending people is easy for Frieda, as everyone she meets love her instantly. She's just the nicest, sweetest, awesomest, most interesting girl.

Wow I'm in love with Frieda

Frieda by foyfoysama June 4, 2018

Tennesse fried chicken 

A chicken shop around the cornah, where all mi niggas go fo em strip meals

AVERAGE CONVO FOR GOIN TENNESSE FRIED CHICKEN:

abdi: oi you goin tennesse?

abdi2: wallahi i will if you give me 10p

abdi: cant wallahi aint got enough

abdi2: oi allow me like i need 10p for strip burger meal

abdi: soz wallahi i jus gave 10p to that other malli

Tennesse fried chicken by SimpleEnglish101 June 2, 2013

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

deep fried memes

The visual equivalent of ear rape.

Person 1: Hey check out this meme *shows phone*
Person 2: Why's it so distorted?
Person 1: You've never seen deep fried memes before? What a normie.

deep fried memes by Reggie the edgy veggie June 3, 2018

Fried pickles 

Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.

When will my fried pickles be here?

Fried pickles by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022

Fried Tomatoes Frequently 

A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck

A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!

B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.

Fried Tomatoes Frequently by Caravaner March 10, 2009