Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.
Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?
The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.
While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.