doofster 

variation of doofus
someone who is clueless.

You are such a doofster, you don't know what you're doing!

doofster by thaleni February 20, 2009

doomsdate 

When you hook up by convincing someone the world is about to end.

Hey, baby, did you hear the world's gonna end on October 7th? Wanna doomsdate in the back of my van?

doomsdate by dr_pete November 26, 2015

The Three Dons

The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.

Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.

After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.

The Three Dons by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

Doomscrolling 

When you start scrolling and just can’t stop. You’re doomed cuz you can’t stop yourself.

I got on Reddit and couldn’t stop scrolling for new posts, unable to stop. I was doomscrolling.

Doomscrolling by X-Pseudonym February 22, 2023

Donskies 

slang for done

Hey nature boy, you're donskies!!

Donskies by Plagiarismo October 3, 2008

doobsken 

It is a another word for a joint. Used in big lez show's brown town song by Jarad Wright

He lit the doobsken and I smelt it from 10 metres away.

doobsken by jordanar150 September 7, 2021

Doomsday slut

A person that has surpassed all levels of slut, and has achieved the highest degree of gold digging to the point where they might end the world.

"Holy shit! It's the god damn Doomsday slut!"

Doomsday slut by Professor Bonquafious July 16, 2022