What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.

Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

What are you doing in MY SWAMP? by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018

Doting 

When someone pays a lot of attention to their boyfriend/girlfriend, cares for them, is kinda clingy towards them, and just in general loves them a lot.

Tim is definitely doting on Katelynn.

Doting by Not-so-tiny-tim July 14, 2010

Doing a Monty 

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

Doing a Monty by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011

doxing

Using private information gleaned from the internet to attack someone with whom you disagree, often by publishing their person info, opening them to abuse and possibly, danger.

While many consider doxing to be unethical, there continues to be a segment of internet users who will do anything to attack someone they don't like, or disagree with on an issue.

After a Black Lives Matter protested at a Bernie Sanders rally, some of his supporters doxed the young woman, revealing that she had worn a Sarah Palin button once in high school, which they found deep in her facebook history.

doxing by Vegwellian August 1, 2016

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

what the dog doing by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

doing a Claudius 

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end

Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius

doing a Claudius by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021

human doing 

A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.

Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!

human doing by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019