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Not coming through with the homies
When 5 homies go to the mall and 4 guys copped team sweatpants, the last person is doting
Doting by AYJamal January 27, 2015

Doting SIMP 

Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.
Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.
Doting SIMP by Morgan. August 7, 2021

Doting-blind

Describes someone who is genuinely sincere and present when a partner or loved one expresses joy, excitement, or affection — but reflexively treats their negative emotions (anger, sadness, frustration) as "cute" or endearing instead of taking them seriously. Not intentionally dismissive; the fondness itself gets in the way of recognizing real distress.
I told him I was actually mad and he just smiled and said I looked adorable when I was fired up — classic doting-blind.

She's not a bad partner, she's just doting-blind. Good news gets full attention, bad news gets a head pat.

You can't be doting-blind forever — at some point 'you're so cute when you're upset' stops being sweet and starts being annoying.

My mom is doting-blind with my little brother. She'll celebrate every tiny win with him, but when he's genuinely upset, she just coos at him like he's a puppy.
Doting-blind by Aaku0311 September 13, 2026

Ghetto Doting 

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.
Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.
Ghetto Doting by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017

doing a leah

Doing a friend while your wife is expecting your child.
Can you believe he was Doing a Leah on his wife! What a low life.
doing a leah by Adams Red Ass May 25, 2016

Doing a Morrison 

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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