diet kazaa 

Version of Kazaa that still gives you a hell of a lot of viruses and spyware even though it says it stops them.

Him: I downloaded diet Kazaa. It owns Limewire.
Her: You dumb shit.

diet kazaa by ATM101 May 5, 2006

diet dirt (DD) 

We often hear of "dirt" in the context of "gossip" or interesting yet trivial facts about other people's lives. In the gay world, sharing "the dirt" seems to be an important pasttime. In fact, "dirt" has become some of a commodity to be shared. But to get "dirt" one has to "give dirt" or "share dirt." For the past 20 years, my gay friends when they feel they are not getting the full information (411) from one their friends, often restrict the flow of information to that friend, hence placing that person on the diet dirt plan or DD.

I put her on diet dirt, or she's on the DD plan.

diet dirt (DD) by Michael James February 20, 2005

Diet BTW 

A term used by GreekGodX's chat when Greek eats a huge meal on stream.

GreekGod Early 2018 - Im gonna go on a diet, im sick of this belly boys
Greekgod Middle 2018 - Eats a huge burger on stream and cant fit into a box "Diet BTW"
Greekgod End 2018 - *Explodes*

Diet BTW by twitch.tv/dezzie2k July 23, 2018

Diet Soda 

Poison

Diet soda is a billion times worse for you than regular

Diet Soda by Bronelson April 14, 2020

Diet Coke Condom 

When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.

The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.

Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.

Diet Coke Condom by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

diet snap 

When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':

Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!

When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':

Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!

Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.

Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.

Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap

diet snap by Dr.Bob May 16, 2007

Diet Coke Fatso 

When a person of very large frame drinks Diet Coke with there meals.

WFAN commentator Mike Francesia is a diet coke fatso. We all know one and laugh every time.

Diet Coke Fatso by ObanaitisMan June 5, 2009