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extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"
cunted by james November 15, 2003

Cunted in the Mouth 

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.
1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.
Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.
Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.
Cunted by Jimbo-M October 8, 2011

Cuntedness 

Moley: "You really are a FILTHY. CUNT"
Garbs: "I am a FILTHY. CUNT. Your fault, you bring it out in me!"
Moley: "You bring your filthy cuntedness out of yourself".
Cuntedness by IAHryan December 18, 2010

Cuntilda 

A royal witch cunt. Not king or queen, but can be worse.
That woman there is a cuntilda, screwing over as many people as she can, her bosses won't do anything about how she acts. Damn near untouchable but not unkillable! Fire is best in these situations.
Cuntilda by Cuntildaslayer457 July 30, 2019

Ket Cunted 

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.
My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.
Ket Cunted by Geophph August 16, 2019