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Crink Cronk 

A person of absolute no use.

A useless mf who won’t do something you want or is just being stubborn.
Example 1:
person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.

Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.

Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.

Example 2:

Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts

Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.

Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.
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Unexplained substance encrusted to the surface on which one stands.
Crink Scpae by Liam0 October 29, 2003
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Crink Lines 

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"Yes, he had loads of Crink Lines"
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chink pink 

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I gotta get me some of that fine chink pink.
chink pink by longbeef May 28, 2007

Crinkly Dinker 

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.
Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.
Crinkly Dinker by Beancakeman August 17, 2023

Chink Stink 

The undeniable stench resonating from Asian individuals that everyone else just can’t seem to place a finger on where it comes from.
Roger: “Dang bro do you smell that? Where is that smell even coming from?”
Chad: “Bro that’s chink stink coming from that guy in front of us.”
Chink Stink by Pandaaamonium March 4, 2019

chink shit

Low quality, low priced imported manufactured product, prone to failure, typically produced by China.
Be wary of cheap handheld garden tools, because they are often chink shit, and will break after very little use.
chink shit by theory_x April 29, 2013