jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

jesus cat cracking christ by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Cracking Eggs 

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

Cracking Eggs by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020

wise cracking 

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.

Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

wise cracking by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008

Cracking on 

Flirtation with someone, whether it be someone known rather well, or a stranger you've decided looks pleasing to the eye.

Nah, let him keep cracking on, it's highly amusing.

Cracking on by harroface January 2, 2011

Cracking a tinny 

Opening and drinking from a tin can of beer

My friend how about cracking a tinny?

Cracking a tinny by J The Don October 14, 2010

Cratering

When used in the context of video games, Cratering refers to taking damage and/or dying from falling. Refers to the idea that when an object hits another object at high speed (in this case, your body hits the ground) it leaves a crater.

Hooray cratering into water when a death knight has waterwalking on.

Cratering by Shaytan November 15, 2016

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

Crackling Cheese by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018