cock blocking

to be unaware of the fact that your the third wheel, or to constatly be keeping a couple from going into "cake mode"
to purposally keep a couple from caking or two people from flirting

girl 1: hey, look at dave & kirston..
girl 2: haha, their tryig to be alone!
girl 1: too bad tyler isn't letting that happen, he's cock blocking!!
girl 2: yeah! i mean, obviously they came here to cake, not so they could listen to tyler talk about his "issues" ?! haha

cock blocking by &roni;hollaaa May 4, 2009

cock-blocking 

When a friend of yours calls you while you are about to get it on, or when someone comes in while you and your partner are about to have intercourse and keeps you from it by talking, making noise, etc.

Dude, don't call me. Stop cock-blocking!

cock-blocking by Trey Smart January 4, 2008

cock-blocking freshman fuck 

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.

tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

cock-blocking freshman fuck by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009

ROCKBLOCKING

when someone walks in front of the tv while playing guitarhero/rockband.

"I was shredding super hard on expert to Journey but failed cause Jerry started rockblocking me

ROCKBLOCKING by cainraw June 4, 2009

cock-blocking 

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

cock-blocking by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

cockblockin notgetalottapuss

Someone who cock blocks, and yet doesn't get his own pussy.

cockblockin notgetalottapuss-you don't want to go near tyler he has AIDS on his toe.

girl-thats sick im out

Tyler-wtf you never get pussy besides your cat you cockblockin notgetalottapuss

cockblockin notgetalottapuss by Jeffrey from michigan December 19, 2008

clockblockin 

to keep someone from getting to an appointment ontime or to delay someone from reaching their destination

" I can't go any faster, the van in front of me is straight up clockblockin!"

" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"

"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."

clockblockin by Jayvon January 1, 2008