Clarkin' It 

The act of completely messing everything up. When dancing, the dancer will miss the beat completely. When telling a joke, the joke teller will completely miss the punch line.

wowww, stop clarkin' it

Clarkin' It by yohomie!!!imsweeet May 19, 2011

claringbold 

The last name of a very special ginger boy

That boy with the last name claringbold is a very special ginger

claringbold by Big lezza November 14, 2016

Clawking 

The action of claw sharpening performed by a cat on furniture and soft furnishings.

The damn cat has been clawking the sofa again !

Clawking by Kit E Khat February 8, 2018

clarkin' 

The combination of talking with a lisp, dressing like you are from San francisco, and walking on the backs of others to get ahead.

Wow he is clarkin' so hard his knees are dirty, i hope he atleast got a pay raise.

clarkin' by The Master Don May 1, 2016

Claring 

Having a tactical chunder before even leaving the house on a night out.

You look pretty ill already! Why don't you have a quick claring session before we leave?

Claring by Chicken Nuggget August 19, 2011

Carking 

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male

Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed

Carking by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018

Clerking 

The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.

Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.

Clerking by Desert lightning May 31, 2019