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An increasingly prevalent and defining aspect of the church in America(Churchus Americanus), is its symbiotic relationship with the gas station or convenience store. Scientists have been unable to ascertain exactly how they benefit each other, but the Church and the Gas Station/Convenience Store are frequently found near each other. This relationship has vexed scientists for the last 50 years, when it was first observed. They are not mutually dependent, but they seem to prosper more when together, and Churches independent of Gas Stations and 7/11 are becoming endangered. 7/11 tends to bond more exclusively with liberal denomination churches. AM/PM is far more versatile but works well with the more traditional and conservative churches.
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"By god's will, in this mighty Church, there will be pound cake to dip in orange soda at communion."
church by therapod November 29, 2012
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A slang word that stands for "A man's gotta feed his family sometimes".
"Nah, I can't buy a G. Ya'know; CHURCH."
CHURCH by DogggieThizzle May 21, 2010
That thing with the stuff where they tell all those lies
(1)on church they told me that Jesus can walk on water, and I told them that Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus
CHURCH by CHANCLA 316 October 7, 2007
A building that serves no purpose. Christ wasn't in church all the time.
God, here goes my money to the church.
church by bradnom November 14, 2011
A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.
Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.
Church by Cheesecakexox December 20, 2010
1) A Place where Persons of a particular Religion, Usualy Christian, Gather to Worship their Particular Religon/Affliction/Cult/whatever

2)A Character In the Popular Web Series "Red Vs Blue" made by Rooster Teeth Productions.
Full name: Private Lenard L. Church
He is Characterised by His Aqua Colored Armor.
"Hi! I'm Private L. L. Church, of The popular Web Series, Red Vs Blue." - Church
church by Churba December 8, 2004
The place my mom makes me go to even though I am 14 and feel strongly about my own beliefs. And to make matters worse, the damn place is located at my school! Thanks, mom you've earned your award for Professsional Life Ruiner.
church by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006