calibration

1. The proccess of data acquisition (obtained by comparison against standards) able to anticipate the behavior of someting.
2. The data so obtained.
3. The final report or documentation showing such data.
4. The stage in which someting is regarding the level of its calibration knoledge.

Adjustment is not calibration. When we adjust something we change its behavior (usually to move it closer to standards aiming a better performance); when we calibrate we just understand its behavior so that we can compensate or even adjust it.

calibration by Arturo Cortijo March 11, 2008

Pirates of the caribbean online

An MMORPG by Disney that gets boring if you don't get Unlimited Access by the time you reach Notoriety level 11, max out your Cutlass and Pistol levels, and buy the level 5 upgrades for both of those weapons, UNLESS you enjoy Sailing and Cannoneering. Also known as POTCO or Potco.

Guy 1: Do you play Pirates of the caribbean online?
Guy 2: Yes I do.

Pirates of the caribbean online by a;wdlkfj February 14, 2008

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004

Caribbean Handjob 

The results of pissing off an island girl who than grabs a Brillo pad and jerks you off.

I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.

Caribbean Handjob by RBAK June 30, 2016

Calibri-ing 

When using a newer version of Microsoft Word, your font randomly changes back to the default Calibri style. This is often a minor annoyance when writing papers that require the Times New Roman font style, and many people wish Times was still the preset font for Word.

John: "There we go, almost done... Now to write my conc... What the fuck!? Why are you Calibri-ing Word?! Now I have to change this stupid shit!"

Mike: "Dude, it's the default font, just accept it!"

John: "NEVER!!!"

Calibri-ing by Crunk All Day September 28, 2011

impact calibration 

The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.

"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.

impact calibration by MCBassGuitar May 18, 2016

Jack Carabini 

The king of YouTube with 50 subs, JackStrikerYT is an epic gamer who loves his skittles. Jack is the starting winger for skerries cc rugby (credit to his dad for starting him every game) and student council member. He is yet to make a tackle for either rugby team and hasn't scored but he has managed to catch the ball occasionally. He hates cheese but likes pepperoni pizza.

"I feel like Jack carabini today."
"L"

Jack Carabini by Jammms November 30, 2021