Cannon Fairy 

Braggart. Literal english translation of the Hokkien phrase "Tua Pao Sian".

Don't believe everything he said, that guy is a cannon fairy!

Cannon Fairy by eterna2 August 14, 2008

Cum Cannonball 

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.

After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.

Cum Cannonball by Memphis Man November 3, 2013

cooter cannon 

A loose or "blown out" vagina

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.

cooter cannon by Meat wallet March 19, 2015

special needs cannon 

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

special needs cannon by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018

pleasure cannon 

A mans penis, called this because it allows a woman endless fun as well as your left/right hand. Also because it fires projectile loads, targets can be mouths, pic of your mates hot maw etc! fun fun fun for everyone!

Claire "My favourite ride is the pleasure cannon"
"He shot me with his pleasure cannon"
"My cannon is aimed at your mouth, prepare to receive!"

pleasure cannon by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006

sweater cannons 

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

sweater cannons by dunder control October 12, 2010

Skill Cannon

A) An FPS (primarily multiplayer) gun that requires skill to get results. Maybe it only deals massive damage on headshots, maybe it has very little ammo, maybe it's particularly short ranged, but regardless, simply holding down the trigger while aiming in the general direction of another will get you killed, while playing to the weapon's strengths will allow you to dominate.
B) Sarcastic - "oh yeah, the missile launcher with a huge damage radius is a total skill cannon".

"It's a skill cannon, requiring very reliable aim, reactions, positioning and knowledge of surroundings. It's just nowhere as forgiving as other SMGs. "

Skill Cannon by Xander77 December 11, 2021