Cafeteria Christianity 

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

Cafeteria Christianity by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

cafeteria arrest

When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.

Dude come with me to the bathroom
I cant I have cafeteria arrest
Damn sucks to be you

cafeteria arrest by King Chief February 16, 2023

Hot Cafeteria

A kicked-up version of a Dutch Oven.

When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.

Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.

Hot Cafeteria by CWKI May 1, 2011

school cafeteria 

selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.

i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.

school cafeteria by samdog November 16, 2004

Piccadilly Cafeteria 

A mediocre chain restaurant that attracts hoards of elderly people who seek out a dining experience featuring plastic cafeteria trays and canned vegetables. Piccadilly Cafeteria Specials include the "Dilly Plate". Piccadilly is also known by the derogatory name of "Lick My Willy" by some people.

Grandma and Grandpa love to get the senior discount when they eat at Piccadilly Cafeteria.

Piccadilly Cafeteria by LiveFromMemphis February 22, 2010

School Cafeteria Kiss 

when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades

dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing

School Cafeteria Kiss by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food 

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014