Bumfuck Egypt 

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

Bumfuck Egypt by cornholio October 11, 2003

Bumfluff 

feeble facial hair

That ain't a beard, it's just bumbluff

Bumfluff by Tony50 May 8, 2003

bumfuckegypt 

Actually, it means that you live in the middle of nowhere - in the boonies - out in the boondocks - in an extremely rural or out-of-the-way area. Destination has nothing to do with it.

If the nearest place to buy gas for your car is an hour's drive away, you live in bumfuckegypt!

bumfuckegypt by RAVENNY August 29, 2007

The Bumfluff Brothers 

Two brothers living in Stockholm Sweden with the individual names of Rufus and Bubba.

The Bumfluff Brothers
Rufus Bumfluff
Bubba Bumfluff

The Bumfluff Brothers by StanleyTweedle™ June 28, 2010

Bumfuck 

Complete middle of nowhere, shitty-ass, low-population town with no success or inspiration to come out of.

Places such as Phelan, Oak Hills, Pinon Hills, Baldy Mesa,Barstow, Pearblossum, llano, and Adelanto California.

Since i was 2, i have lived in bumfuck capital. No way in hell i'll raise a family here.

My friend moved to the high desert a few years ago. He hates it there. I don't blame him at all. The day he moved, he shouted out the window of his car as he was drove away saying "GOOD BYE BUMBFUCK PHELAN!!!"

Bumfuck by iiiiiiiiiiiiii June 30, 2009

corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth 

synonym of middle of nowhere, usually in hillbilly territory

We let that dumbass, Darin, drive and we ended up at the corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth by HurricaneAndrew June 12, 2008

bumfucknowhere 

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

bumfucknowhere by Simon February 16, 2004