Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
by Gordon April 02, 2003
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light downy growth of adolescent facial hair; also written bum-fluff or bum fluff

used as an insult, mainly in britain
"Oh listen to me, you antipodean fleck of bumfluff!"

-- House talking with Chase in the Season 2 bloopers of "House M.D."
by House's 2nd Best Friend October 10, 2008
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Any random bits of hair that look like they shouldn't be there or just fluff.
"Look at that mostache its jus bumfluff!"
"You got bumfluff on ya jumpa."
by Emmax x x May 21, 2005
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Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*
by Spillage66 August 05, 2007
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Ah you're all wrong it aint on your arse it's on your face....god
hey you might wanna shave that bum fluff
by MaHe November 27, 2003
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