branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.

Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.

branding by DirkD January 24, 2007

ranching it 

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

ranching it by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

palm beaching 

wearing shoes without socks…

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's

palm beaching by 561Gansta January 26, 2014

Bracking 

means chilling or just hanging out

Person: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
Me: Oh you know just bracking

Bracking by LilMethHead December 15, 2019

benching 

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.

Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.

benching by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 22, 2017

basic bitch brunching 

When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.

Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?

Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!

basic bitch brunching by saw2015 March 29, 2016

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020