blowed 

Verb. New Orleans slang.

to be mad/pissed off

“y’all really blowing me yeah!”

“stop playing with me son. y’all blowing it!”
“you really blew me.”
“I’m blowed”

blowed by djandersonnnn January 16, 2018

blowed 

Another word for stoned.

Guy 1: "Let's get blowed, dawg!"
Guy 2: "Word."

blowed by SuperSonicX June 26, 2005

Chris Browned 

To have hit one's girlfriend or wife.

"YO, Justin just Chris Browned his girlfriend!"
"Oh shit!"

Chris Browned by taylorrrrrrb February 10, 2009

Phillie Browned 

Having pulled a carrot out of one's anus, then promptly putting it into a buffet line for consumption.

I wouldn't take that carrot, son. The brown stains suggest that it has been Phillie Browned.

Phillie Browned by MartyBall November 6, 2007

Charlie Browned

When you go trick or treating and you get a rock instead of candy.

Person A: Hey man what did you get in your bag?
Person B: For some odd reason I found a rock in my bag.
Person A: Aw man, you got Charlie Browned.

Charlie Browned by Moisture Lord June 8, 2018

blowed 

High as hell off weed.

Maaaannnn..... I'm blowed'

blowed by Griffdocta July 2, 2003

Browned myself 

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

Browned myself by thespecialedge February 22, 2011